Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.
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Get the Tech Sex ED 101 mug.A person with above average tech knowledge, who, upon learning you have a new "gadget", peppers you with technical questions he knows you don't know the answers to, in order to stump..therefore embarrass you, making you feel as though you may not actually deserve to have the gadget.
Suzi: Look at my new digital camera.
Dean: Oh cool, how many maga pixles does it have? How many millimeters is the zoom? Is it HD?
Suzi: ..... um, I don't know...it was a gift you Tech Bully.
Dean: You really should know that.
Dean: Oh cool, how many maga pixles does it have? How many millimeters is the zoom? Is it HD?
Suzi: ..... um, I don't know...it was a gift you Tech Bully.
Dean: You really should know that.
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Get the Brooklyn Tech mug.The school where you realize, nerd is a four letter word, a six figure salary, and all of your friends. Only the fourth circle of hell if you feel that sports are what makes your life worth living.
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Get the High Tech High mug.1. An often highly skilled person involved with technical theatre. Technical theatre involves sound technicians (A1s: board operator and A2s: microphone placement backstage), light board operators (spot light operators also), light designers, set designers, a deck crew (who move everything on and off stage), a props crew (who look after and repair props), a fly crew (in simple terms, the person who utilizes the pulley system on stage left or stage right to lower flats that hang from the batons located above the stage), and a costume crew (minor repairs and makeup). Although technicians are the most skilled workers in theatre, we hardly get credit for our work.
To be a good technician you must have basic knowledge of lights (Ellipsoidals, Pars, Fresnels, etc.) and gels, be able to do basic mixing on the sound board, and be able to QUIETLY move things on and off stage. A good technician is versatile.
2. Technicians are required to wear all black, during rehearsals and shows, so as to not be seen between the wings on stage or the "booth" (where the sound board, light board, and spot lights are most likely placed).
3. The most important thing is that the term "techie" is an offensive name. It is used by many actors to demean us. However, some actors don't mean any harm by using this word, they just don't know this term's negative connotation.
4. Last of all, technicians are the elite of the theatre. Do not mess with us because we will make you look horrible on stage.
To be a good technician you must have basic knowledge of lights (Ellipsoidals, Pars, Fresnels, etc.) and gels, be able to do basic mixing on the sound board, and be able to QUIETLY move things on and off stage. A good technician is versatile.
2. Technicians are required to wear all black, during rehearsals and shows, so as to not be seen between the wings on stage or the "booth" (where the sound board, light board, and spot lights are most likely placed).
3. The most important thing is that the term "techie" is an offensive name. It is used by many actors to demean us. However, some actors don't mean any harm by using this word, they just don't know this term's negative connotation.
4. Last of all, technicians are the elite of the theatre. Do not mess with us because we will make you look horrible on stage.
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