Tard Cake 

A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.

What a Tard Cake!!
What a Full on Ree
100% Tard

Tard Cake by kshjsjsk April 12, 2008

tard status 

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

tard status by bananananamana. November 12, 2007

Tard Class 

To be a member of tard class means you are retarded at PE.

Tard - also known as "Health Leader", is the name given to people in the tard class.

"You're in tard class cos you can't kick a ball"

Tard Class by bob87218712 February 16, 2008

Tard Fuel

The beverage Mountain Dew.

My tattoo artist, Than, likes to drink Tard Fuel.

Tard Fuel by DictatorDot August 24, 2008

Tard Sweater 

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

Tard Sweater by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

Tard-Old

Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.

Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?

Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...

Tard-Old by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011

tard stall 

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

tard stall by Litaker July 8, 2011