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Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
by triplec787 August 11, 2010
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tard ark

your kid rides a tard ark
by schatz77 August 22, 2010
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tarding out

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.
Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!
by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011
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tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded
Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009
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tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.
What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.
by Ticking Clock October 9, 2008
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t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
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Color Tard

A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
by Iris208 November 15, 2014
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