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Butt Tongue

In the 2001 edition of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, the story of a man named jeffrey summers lost his tongue in a freak accident and had a section of his behind used to create a tongue so that he would retain the ability to speak.

The result of having a section of your ass removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented participation in certain intriguing activities.
Oh my god, that guy on ripley's believe it or not has a piece of his ass as a tongue!

That guy's butt tongue is hairy... cus it came from his asshole.

Hey look at Colin's hairy butt tongue!
by realeditor March 16, 2009
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tongue virginity

The state of a person who has never engaged in open-mouth tongue kissing, colloquially known as french kissing. If one pecks another on the lips, the individual still retains their tongue virginity as long as no tongue action was involved. In other words, an individual still technically retains their tongue virginity until they have made out with another person.
Example 1: I just lost my tongue virginity to Helen today!

Example 2:

Person A: Today was the first time I ever made out with a girl!

Person B: Congrats on losing your tongue virginity, dude!
by SZ&HK4ever November 7, 2012
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serpent tongue

1.) a very high-pitched voice mimicking a serpent's hiss.
2.) a modern mystifier that can manipulate someones thoughts.
3.) a modern-day vampire.
4.) roni saet.
" that guy from cast of shadows is a real serpent tongue! "

" i was serpent tounged when he creeps. "
by jared nicolai February 5, 2009
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Dirty Tongue

When a person hooks up with someone within 15 minutes of throwing up.
"My mouth smells like shit right now, I can't believe Everett dirty tongued me"
by The Penicl September 26, 2011
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dragon tongue

When a person gives a blow job right after they ate something spicy, causing the hot sensation to transfer.
Me and my girl had some hot wings for diner, then she gave me the dragon tongue.
by Vic&Tim March 19, 2013
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tongue blanket

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011
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Geographic Tongue

A sometimes painful tongue inflammation condition where patches of the tongue become red or white and the whole surface resembles a map. There is no known cure. Also known as benign migratory glossitis.

Many people get a mild geographic tongue from eating pineapple.
Damn! My tongue hurts. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pineapple! Now I've got geographic tongue again.
by Fredgirl77 December 12, 2010
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