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Swedish Labriynth

The act of a man placing his penis against a straw, with the other end of the straw stuck into the lower eyelid of their partner. The man then ejaculates into the straw, resulting in a Swedish Labyrinth.
"Bro I gave her a Swedish Labriynth last night.."
by Some Norwegian Guy November 25, 2011
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Swedish Meatball

A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.
Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?
by dream_team_agentzero October 17, 2011
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Swedish Software Store

The Pirate Bay, or any other Torrent site for that matter.
I seen the new version of Windows was out, so I rushed to the Swedish Software Store
by tydin April 5, 2011
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Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011
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swedish nose manual

A manual trick that I made up on a skateboard. Its like a nose manual only your back foot is facing forward and under the tail of the skate; lifting up the tail so that its harder to fall back.
swedish nose manuals are way harder than regular nose manuals.
by PaulJar the Pornostar December 1, 2003
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Swedish goverment

Now, 2007(hope they won't 4 much longer),sweden is ruled by the Moderates (yes, they r crazy people who dont pay their taxes n think that they can manage to rule dis country) who r trying to lower our taxes (so that all the ministers wont get blamed 4 not paying em) and with that also lower our living standards. After only a year in the goverment they have managed 2 make us pay 4 a lot of things, such as doctors and higher intrest charges. They have also lowered the subsidies (i dont really kno what its called, found that on the net, but its money u get from the goverment 4 4 example not having a job) 4 unemployment and the student grants, wich alredy were low enough!!
They have also made the rift between the classes bigger!
So, 4 y'all who voted 4 them in the elections in 2006, i hope dis wasnt what y'all wanted, cause if u did ure just mad, otherwise, i have 2 give u an advice, think before u act!!!
Elections 2006:
Dumbass wid no brain: yeah, the moderates won! they're gonna make sweden a great place!!

(but the dumbass didnt get that it alredy was a great place without todays swedish goverment, the moderates! It was better with the socialdemocrates!)

2008:
dumbass, sad: awwww....:(, wish i wasnt a dumbass last year, now i dont have money 2 buy my kid a present 4 his 8:th birthday. since i got fired i almost dont have any money 2 buy food 4 maa kid either..
by freaky gurl November 26, 2007
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Swedish Kiss

When a guy ejaculates into his partners mouth and they pass the semen back and forth between them in a kiss. Also known as snowballing.
Bill enjoyed Swedish kissing , he always found the taste of himself through his partner arousing.
by Sop-hie September 18, 2007
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