Susan

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

Susanning

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.

You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.

by skskskskboy September 3, 2019

Surane

A sexy chocolate girl she gets all the boys with a ponytail

I wish i was surane

by Surane December 23, 2019

Susan

A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.

What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Susan Sarandonposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board or social media) posts pics of or about Susan Sarandon. Synonymous with hornyposting

This nigga either got a thing for big tiddy redhead

cougars or he Susan Sarandonposting.

by Rocky Horror Nudes March 18, 2020

Susan Boyle

The single most sexy lady in the lands

God she's a right Susan Boyle

by Moredoors May 22, 2020

Susan

Down to earth personality.

Touchdown❗️Oh wait...I haven’t counted all the stars in Susan’s eyes..

by anonymous October 22, 2020