are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

S.A.W Strapping

Where a person is trapped in a Gimp suit and has to escape within a time limit or they’re pegged

Justin: “why the fuck am I in a gimp suit? Where am I” Jane: you have 1 minute to escape or you will be pegged” Justin: “What the fuck? Is this a S.A.W Strapping?”

by Pro S.A.W Strapper September 28, 2025

You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67

"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"

by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025

You're not stopping me

You're robbing people of their home again because that is and has been the only thing Christians have ever done. Stealing their God's. It typical but you no what you would say if it was happening to you. You are letting and even trying to provoke into me going out and purge so you can break into my apartment and steal your Playstation like the ghetto fucking trash that you actually are.

Hym "You're not stopping ME... This is not a lesson about my defeatability to you. You aren't shit. You are stopping other people from doing the thing I am illiciting. NOT THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. If you would have tried . You didn't do THAT. You stopped the other things. You didn't do the investigation or if you did you hit the findings. You didn't 'summon me'to confirm the veracity. And CAUSED the shootings trying to prove me wrong. You should have done the thing you pretend to do and care more about your kids than you do being better than me because you are NOT THAT and you are never going to be that and I AM that to you."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025