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Stank Lies

Stank lies have emerged in contemporary slang as a way to describe a specific type of lie that goes beyond the ordinary. It is used to characterize a falsehood that is not only false but also carries an extra layer of audacity, offensiveness, absurdity, implausibility and foul odor.
Susan: My man just bought me 10.02ct pink diamond earrings, and he said they shipped today!

Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
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stank ranking 

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.
Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.
stank ranking by 63kk0 September 19, 2023
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Stank hoe kiki 

this hoe kiki stank and she a bitch she don’t even stand on bidnizz
Stank hoe Kiki need to hop in the shower
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Stank Tent 

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.
Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!
Stank Tent by StankTenter69 February 6, 2024

Stank bank 

The mental collection of all the smells you've smelled in your life. Good or bad, they all go in to the stank bank
I know I recognize that smell, it's somewhere in my stank bank
Stank bank by Mrkibby April 21, 2024

Stank tooth

Goddamn, have you smelled Toni’s breath? She’s got stank tooth.” -Some guy
Stank tooth by Vixenne June 22, 2024

Stank bank 

The mental collection of all of the smells you've ever smelled.
I know that smell, it's in my stank bank.
Stank bank by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024