Smoke 'n Stroke

smoking up before and/or while playin a round of golf.

akc you extremely ridiculously amazingly sexy bitch, lets pull a smoke 'n stroke at the country club today

by CG '06 February 25, 2006

Grammar Stroke

The act of making many typos whilst talking via IM, email, or text.

PERSON ONE: AJAAJJAAJ. i din'tn ven knowtice.

PERSON TWO: what? what just happened to you?

PERSON ONE: i think i just had a grammar stroke...

by kellycakes March 11, 2010

Two stroke

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.

While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."

by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020

slick stroke

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

vinegar stroke

The term being to give an old lady a good rodgering with the aid of lubricant (because she is too old to get wet)

Mr A, sleeps with ol' Mrs Z, with a crusty sensation involved for Mr A. Question is... With all that dryness, does Mrs Z find it a pleasure - Practice the "Vinegar Stroke" tonight and find out for your self!

by twice nightly September 27, 2008

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

by aShLeY April 9, 2003