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Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.
Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!
by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010
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squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.
A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)
by MalibuMan October 25, 2010
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One-Night Squat

A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.
"Jenny wouldn't let me hit it last night so we just had a one-night squat."
by Acondeezy June 27, 2020
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timber squat

Mavis Beacon's source for hard core starry jnight pro's and other supeior metalerggys, not to mention inferior made temple maviss'
i sat on a mavis and made it squirt slop on to owly
by natedizzle July 15, 2003
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curls in the squat rack

The embarrassing and nubish act of doing biceps curls, while standing in a squat rack. This is pure whitebread.

The squat rack is the only place in the gym one can specifically do squats, as the rack serves as the spot / safety.
However standing bicep curls can be done practically anywhere. Thus to do curls in the squat rack not only reveals one's own know-nothing idiocy, it takes up a station that could properly be used by a legit gym goer.

The sort of thing you'd see at Planet Fitness or your average community rec center. Done by people who get their training advice from Dr Oz.
I was going to break my PR in front skwats today, but that scrawny noob over there is hogging the equipment and doing curls in the squat rack!
by Too Many Drones May 6, 2020
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Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013
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hoboken squat cobbler

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.
He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .
by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016
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