Gunky spunk

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock

Ew I have gunky spunk

by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021

Super spunk sperm

Super spunk sperm is a term giving to a man who has good swimmers (sperm) that easily impregnates a woman first try

Can't believe you and your super spunk sperm has only gone and got me up the duff (which means pregnant) without even trying

Your trying to tell me you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years yet after a drunk fumble one night your super spunk sperm has only gone and got her pregnant

by WeeCrombo649 November 15, 2022

waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

Chicago White Skunks

What Minnesota Twins fan call the White Sox. There jerseys are black, and white, and they stink like shit.

"The Minnesota Twins are going to own the weak ass Chicago White Skunks in 2009."

by Twinsrule2 January 20, 2009

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

spunk

a slang term for cum,sperm,seamen etc.

ohhhhhhhhhh im about to blow my spunk load in your face!!!!!!

by Skater May 13, 2005

spunkbunker

n. 1 - Male or female who has consumed vast quantities of semen.

2. A worthless piece of trash human being who serves no purpose but to be ridiculed.

3. The mouth of either aforementioned individual(s)

- Barb? Yeah, word around town's that she's a real spunkbunker.

- I hate that son of a bitch. Someone played a cruel joke on us when they brought that spunkbunker into this world.

- Shut your spunkbunker, you spastic shithat, I'm trying to watch Homestar Runner.

by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005