Skip to main content

Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.
by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019
mugGet the Spunk Mountain mug.

Spunk-a-dunk

To pour in the milk first before the cereal
How dare you spunk-a-dunk with a perfectly good bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
by Cheerios_Luver_69 September 7, 2019
mugGet the Spunk-a-dunk mug.

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose
Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.
by Jlookeron September 25, 2019
mugGet the spunk rose mug.

Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
chat
by Unicornspunk123 December 19, 2017
mugGet the Unicorn spunk mug.

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
mugGet the spunk salad mug.

chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
mugGet the chunk-and-spunk mug.

Spunk Trunk

Any rear-end (butt, ass, or man hole, etc.) that has been fucked and ejaculated in. Fucked and filled.
After much thrusting and half of a bottle of lube I blew my nut in his spunk trunk.
by PHLbtfckBROS November 27, 2017
mugGet the Spunk Trunk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email