Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.

"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

by fathands April 29, 2008

Spartan

Spartan, aka spart, is when a homo gets bummed and sperm aka seaman is released into a bum hole and the receiver passes wind releasing the stagment sperm mixed with poo hitting the inner wall of the boxer shorts making a spunky poo shaped sunflower, spartan

Spartan, spart, shart, sunflower, follow through!

by Charndog86 October 16, 2011

Spart

'when a spam email is so funny that it borders on an art form...'

"don't let people call you a prick..." (spam I received tonight)where Spam meets art/comic genius... Spart

by Chrisy09 January 15, 2009

spartan shower

Sex involving vomit

"Dude that chick went so low and then she gave me a spartan shower!" "What a champ."

by 2Meg247 December 22, 2008

slert

"Style Alert"

A combination of the words style and alert.

Hey I just got this rad slert!

Maybe you can slert me later.

by bobzub May 24, 2007

spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.

Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.

by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010

snert

Feeling completely run down. No longer able to keep your feet from dragging. Tired, sore, and otherwise crap-tacular.

"Man, what a day. I had no lunch break, way to many meetings, and had to work late into the night to boot. I R snert."

by theluggage March 8, 2005