Definitions by fathands

Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.

"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Sparta fingers by fathands April 29, 2008

Carlin fingers 

Another phrase that is annoying to one person and enormously funny to the person saying it.

Hey, do you know why I'm so good at the violon?

Why?

Because I have Carlin fingers.

Your dead!

Carlin fingers by fathands April 29, 2008