Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019

Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.

Ahhh, Sperm me x3

by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021

Sperm sucking gutter slut

An extremely nasty female who sucks sperm from random men wanting a blow job and is at the very lowest level of trash and lives in the gutter....Straight was trash!!

That girl ain't nothing more than a sperm sucking gutter slut.

by 77SSS81 August 4, 2021

Sperm Worm NG

The cum-guzzling fiend from the class of '05. Man he just can't stop takin' cum baths like a little bitch. I remember when he was wishing for a jizz pool, and he said that he might drink it all instead of swimming in it. When he's not lovin' the cock, he's usually found looking for someone to widen his ass.

Man, Sperm Worm NG loves to get those free protein shakes... I mean damn, he doesn't stop until every drop is down his fagnard throat. Figures...

by 6th period Raley November 15, 2004

Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.

Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.

by The_Only_Freakass November 6, 2010

sperm burglar

one who steals sperm by keystering.

That Brian Bates is a sperm burglar,faggoty ass mother f*$#er.

by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004

sperm blivet

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.

GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann

by Justin M August 25, 2004