snowball shits

The moment after having anal sex when a man ejaculates into ones asshole, the morning after shits are so white it appears to be snowballs from your ass.

Yo he came in my ass... I pooped so hard this morning... Oh my god so you had those snowball shits

by Chesbri August 19, 2015

vacation shits

When you have eaten something out of the ordinary that makes your poo smell diffrent that normal

I dont know what i ate last night but i had the Vacation Shits this morning!

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016

Hurricane Shits

Hurricane shits occur after eating mass amount of random foods, which are also known as hurricane snacks.

You body is not used to the mix of random foods and causes diarrhea for days.

I ate most of my hurricane snacks and now I have the hurricane shits.

by Denny D FL September 3, 2019

pregame shits

When you’re about to go to a pregame for a night out with the squad and you get nervous and have to shit before you leave.

Bro: aye are you ready to go?

Me: hold on bro i got the pregame shits give me a minute

by Scuba Dave February 25, 2022

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

Tingle Shits

The urge to pass, and the actual passing of a stool while under the effects of beta alanine; an ingredient typically found in pre-workout; which causes a full body "tingling" or itch. Normally occurs at the early stages of a gym session but can strike at any time.

Ryan: Where the fuck is Simon? He's supposed to PR SSP.

Mathias: He said he got the tingle shits and ran to the bathroom

Joey: This C4 is hitting me bad, ive gotta shit too!

by PunishedCheesecake August 28, 2022

scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013