girl-shoving shoes

1. Shoes one wears when one needs to fight his/her way through a large group of females.
2. Shoes of questionable fashion, which girls notice and comment on.
Origin - Get Fuzzy, Darby Conley - 28 Nov. 2006

1. "Then get your girl-shoving shoes on my friend, 'cause you're in a line full o' fanatic females." Bucky Katt - Original use
2. Chick - "Nice Shoes." Dude - "Thanks, they're my girl-shoving shoes."

by Tanner Frederick December 29, 2006

Shooting a fish in a barrel

something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.

Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!

by [[>RobozombieRofl<]] June 15, 2009

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004

your medals are showing

a code word used to warn someone that their fly is unzipped

Psst, your medals are showing.

by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2011

Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

shooting the shit

And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.

Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!

by draftphunk July 11, 2011

Shooting Salad

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

by jackithepi December 20, 2015