schimpfinator

Tyson Vernon Schimpf when all rules off mode has been established, your all losing, yet im still stuck with the handicapp.

See how Clugston turned into Schimpfinator after she smiled at him

by DumplCrump April 12, 2020

Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020

Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 2, 2020

Shamp

To cut hair

My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra

by Javissimo June 27, 2020

shemp

A euphemism for being an absolute fucking moron.

Person 1: *does something retarded*
Person 2: You fucking shemp

by ZzbulletheadzZ July 23, 2020

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020