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Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023
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Sleepy Seed

A result of the prolonged engagement in Eye-Sex
Oh man, that eye sex was so rough with Shaina, I had sleepy seeds for weeks!
by Skamakazi March 28, 2010
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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015
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Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil
Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad
by Moose lips January 30, 2019
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Seed

A guy that tries to talk to a lot of different girls.
My teacher is a seed.
by WHY314 October 3, 2015
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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