back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

Passenger Seat Special

When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.

Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.

by bigcockmonster69 August 19, 2015

toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

Front passenger seat

This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.

The oldest child Juan gets the front passenger seat.

by The real Kim Jong Un October 14, 2021

back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017

Front seat voices

when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.

#1
Dave: Hey Fred, how was your car journey here?

Fred: Absolute crap, Matt and Greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, I couldn't hear a thing!

#2
Mum: How are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?

Dad: Don't worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.

by Orange2 August 7, 2010

back seat tease

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.

Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

by BarneyStinsonEsq July 15, 2015