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Sunflower seed

To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.
P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"
by elktf2 January 11, 2022
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Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.
by Pcw July 2, 2023
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seeds on the bun

seeds on the bun referring to hair on the vagina
"Karrie had NO seeds on the bun last night."
by michealscott August 29, 2017
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Death Seed

1. When a man ejaculates so hard he perishes as a result

2. A Roblox game made by Fiddlepat and his colleagues that is currently in development
Morgue Worker 1: The man apparently died of Death Seed

Morgue Worker 2: That's disgusting man, also, did you hear that Fiddlepat is developing a new game?
by bigman2323 March 25, 2024
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Wadabadacress-seeds?

Pronounced "Wa-da-ba-da-cress-seeds" this phrase means "What about the cress seeds?".
It is best used when someone said something smart and thinks they are amazing, or if someone has just insulted you.

By yelling "YEAH BUT, WADABADACRESS-SEEDS!?" one would instantly confuse ones oponent making everyone forget what just happened, giving you the opportunity to slap them in the face and call them what ever tickles your fancy.
Ben: I hate you so much, you're an idiot
Adam: yeah but....Wadabadacress-seeds?
Ben: ...urhm...what?
Adam: *Slap* ..bitch!
by Benrozzamadozza July 13, 2010
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Seed

When a man cums on your ass cheeks and then pushes the cum in your ass.
Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"
by ANTHONYnMs December 13, 2017
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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