U spend ur child life here, it’s basically prison but 5 year olds rot in it. Ur math teacher is a gay pussy and everyone in ur class is dumb as shit. A sexy girl might say to u, wanna fuck? but you are so stupid to know what this means so u say yes. Some mad Ned might offer u some weed and u say yes cuz u are so stupid. The children say FUCK SCHOOL but the government is telling us we need to be educated but FUCK this shit. U fail ur math test but who the FUCK cares
by UR MOM GAY LOL XD January 25, 2020
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The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.
"I grinded school for 7 hours, but only got 4 EXP. School sucks!
by CoolAlien March 14, 2022
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A place ran by Nazis and filled with deceitful two faces assholes
If Hitler was alive to day he’d see how well his so called invention “school” was working.
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N. An abusive penitentiary located within the planet of male cow excrement. Cow excrement dwells in the galaxy of Camel genitalia.
School is a prison on planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!
by BitterIrony March 17, 2015
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A government institution/prison where innocent children's creativity is stripped away from them.
"I carry unbelievable amounts of hatred for school."
by Nacho Nacho Chimmy Chonga November 30, 2021
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