swamp donkey

a chick that is both fat and ugly

there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey

by the mobguy October 27, 2003

swamp donkey

a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.

Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.

by eweezy on da track February 1, 2008

swamp moose

noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)

That guy is hung like a swamp moose!

by Evilstraps September 20, 2006

swamp romp

Having sex in a heavily polluted body of water.

Neil's girlfriend got a nasty bladder infection after a swamp romp in Grand Lake.

by Johnny Lawsky September 26, 2008

Swamp Ass

When the area bettween your buttcheecks, commonly reffered to as the butt crack, becomes sweaty and stinky.

After the soccer game friday, Ryan had a bad case of swamp ass.

by brit_legit February 4, 2010

swamp thang

eating a girl out with a dip or chew in your mouth.

i gave that girl a dirty swamp thang last night

by Easter P October 29, 2009

Swamp-ass drive

a place where everyone on the street has swamp-ass.

i asked my girl if she wanted to come over and 6-9. she accepted and soon found she was at swamp-ass drive.

by snaveelyk July 19, 2011