by Cloutdemon666 June 20, 2018
(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
by Hackermeyer December 06, 2008
"Chuck, you loner. You're not invited to the party of the century. All the girls will be there."
"Well, Bill, you're such a poopy-head."
"Omg, I just got loner snapped."
"Well, Bill, you're such a poopy-head."
"Omg, I just got loner snapped."
by Goofy Hallowheads July 30, 2012
by kickingkatje January 04, 2020
A-Wax: "who got some snaps on the petro? Slangin all that shit in the hood and yall aint got no mutherfuckin money."
by FlyAway July 20, 2011
A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
by Cwips February 06, 2004