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A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for
Do you simp for shrek to
Shrek by Shhrekkky May 6, 2022
A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.
Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek
Shrek by BlackCat107 May 10, 2022
Shrek, Also known as Vladimir Lenin, was a Russian revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He is infamous for starting the well-known Russian Revolution, And he is the hottest Ogre I'v- Uh I mean "Unique" Ogre.
Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.
Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!
Shrek by Theshrexualizer May 18, 2022
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Shrek my waifu <3
Person 1: Yoo did you watch Shrek 69, a cumming age?
Person 2: Yea I did, Shrek is my new waifu
Shrek by Zahori May 23, 2022
Shrek is ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks
Shrek by Shrekhater June 7, 2022
Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks
Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people
Shrek by Shrekhater June 7, 2022