Swifting

A mild form of torture, carried out by a game of hiding pictures of Taylor Swift in odd places to be discovered at a later time by family, roommates or the Orkin man. Such hiding and finding is homage to the ubiquitous nature of Ms Swift on the cover of every magazine, all over memes, as well internet news stories. Hiding places can include, but are not limited (to anything); Under the toilet lid, inside medicine/ kitchen or shop cabinets, inside foodstuff containers, re-rolled in paper towels, tin foil, gift wrapping. Swiftings do take on an electronic form in the embedding of a random picture of Taylor Swift , or a recording of one of her songs, in emails, tweets or Facebook postings. The art of Swifting began in Madison Wisconsin (Willy St area) in 2013, and has now spread through social media ( e.g. 'I Was Swifted' on Facebook) to the states of Massachusetts, Oregon and Washington. Random Swiftings have occurred from Louisiana and California

"When I opened the carton of Eggs, I was totally Swifted!" "Every time I turn around, I am getting Swifted! Two Emails, one picture stuffed in the book I was reading, and a "self Swift" as soon as I got in the car, 'cause I was flipping stations and and caught "trouble when you walked in"... ear-wormed myself for the whole day..." " We should hear screeching as soon as Bob and Betty go to bed, I put like a dozen Swiftings in their bed, pillowcases and taped four to the ceiling!" Not to be confused with Taylor Swifted

by Furthur Rider January 29, 2014

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."

Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.

by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018

bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.

"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."

by Patterdome May 23, 2008

Whitewater Shafting

The act of sexual intercourse on a waterbed.

When he saw the waterbed in her dorm room, he knew he was in for some whitewater shafting.

by Adman12 June 12, 2008

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol

When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!

I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.

by marioM July 25, 2019

front shitting

Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.

It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.

It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.

There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.

The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.

by FNTSHT February 18, 2010