Scooter

Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.

Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"

Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"

by DaBunny July 1, 2005

scrotem licker

a person who strokes the scrotem up and down or in a side to side motion with their tongue.

Any cheerleader, vandy candy, or major prep crying for help (slut)

Hey that dude got arrested for being a scrotem licker in public!

Stop whoring yourself to football players you fucking scrotem licker

by Furby, the jojo and loren May 13, 2005

Scooter

The worlds finest form of transport.

Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.

by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003

scooter

mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.

scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.

by xxxreaperxxx April 9, 2006

scrot

Pat Thompson; origin: Tim Nast

Scrot accused the Viceroy that his life was a lie.

by 90 606 March 20, 2005

scroteslap

dont piss your g/f off in bed

or shell giv ya a scrote slapp.

sorry for callin ya a bitch but did ya have ta scrote slap me

by jonny bravo October 9, 2003

scrotage

other forms: scrody
noun, item resembling nut sack. Generally nasty.

Oh man, when did Dave shave his beard? Jeesus, look at his chin! Total scrotage...

by Trey&Steve July 24, 2003