seb sam mey

An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.

seb sam mey: An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.

by The Fake Boi December 4, 2018

Sam Rockwell

The most ordinary looking actor with the most attractive and cunning personality.

"Who's your favorite actor?"

"Sam Rockwell! Need I say more?"

by madtall April 19, 2019

Solid Sam

adorable little dwarfish cross-dresser with a fishnetted cheese arse

that cube of offal is weirdly attractive... ahh nahhh it's just Solid Sam

by father trashmass April 15, 2020

Sam Morris

D1 football player at Stetson university from New York City

“Yo, you seen that game at Randall’s?”
“Yeah my guy Sam Morris put on for the city.”

by Mellytheock April 23, 2020

Hot Sam

When you are have sex with with your partner and you pull out to fast thus causing your partners shit to go all over your penis. You then re insert your penis and use the shit as lube.

That “hot Sam” last night was really something huh?

by Hot, hot Sam, sex term, dirty July 17, 2020

Sam Navarro

A total idiot

Do you see that kid over there? He's acting like a Sam Navarro

by Jack126 May 3, 2020

Sam Cole

Is a massive fan of Taylor swift. He loves stealing small children with down syndrome and then takes them to his shed. Stella drinker.

Oi look it's Sam Cole

by Dr Adams October 26, 2020