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big fat salmon of knowledge

popularly known as fintan hamilton or the carhartt meuca, he is currently living in spain, in a town called Meucaland, where around a hundred meuques are around him every day. his big fat cock has become one of the most dangerous weapons nowadays.
this big fat salmon of knowledge screws meuques daily
by MeucHamilton January 24, 2023
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Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
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salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.
I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”
by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018
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Salisbury

Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
John GlennGuess what Salisbury is the best town to live in”
Novichok “I guess my plan didn’t work”
by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019
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flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.
Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!
by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015
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Boxing Day Sales

A big "up yours" from all the major retail outlets.

Litteraly the day after we have just spent a tonne of money on presents they slash their prices, just to show us who wears the pants.
Guy " I bought these shoes for $50 bucks today!"

Girl " WTF! I bought my bofriend those for Xmas, and they cost $175!"

Guy " Ah. You were screwed by the Boxing Day Sales"
by 112112321 December 26, 2009
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