Salmaan

The most nicest, cutest, genuine guy you will ever meet. If you ever come across a salmaan in your life do not lose him. Treat him with love, kindness and never take him for granted, because this man will make you his whole world. He will make you smile and feel loved more than you ever have even if he's 6548km away. He may hate the little things he does, like his typos or when he gets awkward but always remind him he's perfect. Because he is. Even if he doesn't see it. The only man you will ever need in your life is a salmaan.

No matter what happens my love for you will last a lifetime and longer, even if you decide its not me.

You see that man over there? That's salmaan, he's perfect.

by Life Is Amazing And Easy😁 November 22, 2021

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 5, 2008

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

The salmon

When one flaps his/her extremetities between another's persons extremetities in the effort to re-create a salmon flapping it's tail, IE, flapping your hand between a friend's elbow and chest, or between the legs..many types of salmon are possible, like using inanimate objects or utilizing the environment.

"Did you see the way John used the wall to salmon Jeff?, what an innovative salmon"

"Kyle got Pete with the salmon while he was on the phone!"

by Frostedflakes907 April 6, 2017

do the salmon

flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch

hey mikaela (DO THE SALMON)

by swagtown-2012 September 22, 2013

silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011