Russian Bear

A large person with Russian heritage who:
-takes no shit from others
-throws his weight around whenever possible
-enjoys vodka and occasionly consumes it in excess
-can be easy to get along with at times or a big bastard at others
-has his own opinions about just about evrything and isn't scared to speak his mind
-hates yuppies, city people, and anyone who is ignorant to how the world operates outside of city limits
-enjoys hibernating for vast periods of time summer and winter
-has an urge to travel the world and some day return to the motherland

"Hey Russian Bear come here for a minute."

by ren008 December 5, 2004

russian wet willie

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

by snatchmanAZ December 29, 2009

Ruskowski

A person who has a speech impediment that replaces their r's and l's with w's

I have a vewy bad speech impediment, I'm a ruskowski

by Jurikn12 October 16, 2010

Russian Storm Trooper

A Russian Storm Trooper can also be known as a "ZR" aka Zeke, and has absolutely nothing to do with russia, russians, or anything related to russia. A russian storm trooper can be found in it's natural habitat asking around for food (commonly tacos) in a freshman class. Since the russian storm trooper is nocturnal, the russian storm trooper will naturally ask for food then fall asleep for the remainder of the class.

Russian Storm Trooper: Hey dude, can I have some of your tacos?
Other Person: Sorry man, I didn't buy extra's.
Russian Storm Trooper: Please man, I didn't eat breakfast yet and I'm starving!
Other Person: Dude, don't be such a Russian Storm Trooper.

by Nathan39 November 23, 2010

Russian Trampoline

A sex game in which the 'server' inserts an ice cube into their asshole and then forcefully expels the projectile directly into their partner's mouth. The partner then returns fire, shooting the ice cube out of their mouth and back into the asshole. This back and forth volley continues until there is an unsuccessful ice cube reception, uncatchable pass, or the ice cube simply melts to the point it becomes unusable.

Made famous by the 2014 Sochi Olympic Village.

Guy 1: "Man, I came home last night and caught my roommate and his friend playing the damn Russian Trampoline again. I'm getting sick of this shit! There's never any ice left in the tray when I get home!"

Guy 2: "Don't knock it till you've tried it bro."

by Coolsexguy420boner February 23, 2014

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Kurt Russel

Apparently, the erroneous way in which some toolbags spell Kurt RUSSELL by way of failure to include the final L.

When contributing a disparaging Urban Dictionary entry for a cult favorite celeb ala "Kurt Russel", it is strongly recommended that the contributing entity takes a moment to at least ensure that the spelling is correct, before returning to the (Crank That) Souljaboy I-Tunes download and Meet the Spartans tickets from Fandango.

by Robb-a-dob February 5, 2008