The art of getting no bitches/pussy and/or being a valorant sweat who doesn't play with certain people because of rank
by JaCKsonISCOOLIO February 28, 2022
Rocco is a rabbit man who put carrots in peoples bum at 3 a.m. as a way to propose to rubyrube, some people call him the despicable rabbit. If you hear munching and crunching in your cupboard just know ỳ̴͓̄ǫ̶̽u ͈͋ ̴̘̀͛a ̭͇͗͒r ̰̿̓e ̦́ ̴̝̰̇̊t ͇̐ô̶͚̥o̵̞̟͑͐ ̬͋̈́l̴̯̊͐a̶̹͝t̴̪̯̅̇e ̧̢̀ ̵͍̘͋̉a ̙̮̉n̴̖̎ͅd̶̦́ ̶̞͖̔R̴͔͓̽ó̶̢͂ͅc ͖̫̆̊c ͒͜o ̱͓͝ ̝͗w ̭̎ị̵̭̔̈l̴̛͔l ̗̮̾͗ ̵̭͉͐ğ̴̤͐e̴̛̺̼t̵̜̜̒ ̶̡̤̂y̶̻͂o ̠̹̓̍u̴̲̒́ ̵̨͎́̍á̶̡͕n ͕̦̈̈́d ͓̳̈́̈́ ̵̡̱̊l̶̻̊ī̶͇v̶̤͝e ͖̬̏̈ ͑͋͜i̵̛̩n ̡̭̿s̶͉̒i ̗̘̊d ̖̈́̋e ̮̺̃̇ ̳͠y̶̹̺̐͋o ͉̋̓u ̪̾̕r̵̗̓ ̴̩̈́̕w ̠̣͆̕å̴̝̺̔l ̧̠̏l̴͚͓̑̀s̵͙̜̃.̴̗̍
by Epiccoolawsomeguy123 May 30, 2023
When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.
Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
by DisgruntledVet November 01, 2023
When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.
Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me
by dmanham123 March 04, 2014
The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
by mc.stilts July 18, 2022
When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.
by JRM065 January 07, 2015
A form of expelling and therefore removing the leftover testosterone from a femboy by means of anger and rage
by ToeTinggler69 November 28, 2024