by Scattyman May 01, 2005
a cigarette or cigar.
by whiningprincess June 06, 2006
A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.
by your Lord and Savior August 27, 2007
A car that has seen better days, yet inexplicably still runs and functions to some capacity. It is ussually in a state of poor condition.
ME: "Jeez, mike you ought to get rid of that piece of shit." MIKE: "Dude? This shit rod still works! Why replace what hasn't disintegrated completely?" ME: "But it's returning to nature!" MIKE: "Oh well."
by Mister Elvis August 29, 2008
When you apply Hand sanitiser to your penis then proceed to light it on fire followed by a Turkey slap
by Dankasss meme lord June 23, 2016
A hot rod that has been built to be of a ratty nature and never to be of new quality. Commonly confused with a hot rod under construction.
by Wildthing 916 June 08, 2007
1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod
by dr. prostate exam December 07, 2010