rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.

Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Rocket Launch

When a ginger gets an erection. Mimicking the fiery awesomeness of a rocket taking off.

After many attempts Joe had a successful rocket launch.

by Rein UDK September 8, 2010

rice rocket

A vehicle driven that is generally not meant to go fast, yet has the apperance of being a race-like car. A driver of a rice-rocket is a rice boy.

Why do people do up fucking Honda Civics and make them "look" sporty when they are girls cars. I hate those crappy "rice rockets".

by Champ February 25, 2002

crotch rocket

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio

jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !

by motorcycleking April 4, 2003

Rocket Red

A more vibrant variation of the color red, offering a dazzling appeal to the eye and delivering a stunning array of visual orgasms.

Jake: Man, that apple is such a cool color.

Jack: Yea, it's essentially rocket red!

by Quartzy134 January 8, 2012

Soyuz Rocket

A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.

"That turd flew out like a Soyuz Rocket, I feel loads better now"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

rocket dump

when you are constipated and it suddenly comes out so fast that you get splashed and your ass hurts for about an hour after your shit.

Wow, i had a rocket dump an hour ago and it still hurts!

by Blagga MAn December 16, 2008