RetirementRoach

Older employees of a company that refuse to retire. RetirementRoaches stay at an organization well beyond their required time and usually end up dying on the job or shortly after finally retiring.

That Betty is a persistent retirementroach. I think she hanging around for the benefits. What does she do again?

by Dyalect March 10, 2015

retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016

Retired stoner

Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would

That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years

by Guarmine February 16, 2017

Retarded64

The Youtube channel that I wach instead of anti-depredsantd

Retarded64. Is psychodellic

by DickFace69696969 December 10, 2017

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

Retarded

Zander and Paxton

Person 1: Oh you see those 2 guys making up shit to start shit
Person 2 : Those kids are retarded
Person 1: No it's Paxton and Zander

by ohlolimpetty34 May 29, 2018

Retarded icecream

A retarded icecream is when someone is acting like a absolute melt

Simon your a retarded icecream

by Dorine June 17, 2018