random fuck

a person who goes around fucking random people

damn... she'd random fuck anyone

by who fucking cares... March 28, 2005

randomer

someone who ur not sure whether they r gay or not

if ur best mate is a bit 2 nice

by BABYDUNN October 18, 2003

Captain Random

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004

random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners

dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv

by Nick Chester June 11, 2006

out of the random

to be out of subject of wut was last said

it was so out of the random for you to say i want a moped

by ShelbyLee April 25, 2006

random squared

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.

A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!

by glacial_shadow July 29, 2008

random bacon

1)random bacon is a kind of bacon that is unexpected and tend to be the best kind of bacon.
2)bacon that appears from nowhere

1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

by ian rocks! March 2, 2005