can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

pickle race

Taking the pickles off your cheese burger at any fast food restaurant, throwing them at the glass so they stick, and watching them slide down the glass. The person that throws pickle that slides the farthest without fallign off whens.

We were so bored we got some cheeseburgers and had a pickle race next the window.

by Clay S. August 4, 2007

Critical Race Theory

The latest “bogeyman” for conservatives.

Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!

by Spicyspectrum July 20, 2021

milk race

when a group of teenager lads have a group masturbation session to see who will come first.

hey mates ive got some porn lets have a milk race.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

Critical Race Theory

A tactic used by many African Americans that ignores their own culture and their inability to maintain a stable functioning society. They view everything through a racial perspective.

The critical race theory is taught in schools today and the scary fact is that the Democrats are all for it.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo January 16, 2022

inferior race

Anyone of the human races that has contributed next to nothing to human civilization or culture. A savage or a cannibal. A loincloth-wearing bushman. An intellectual pigmy.

Most welfare recipients belong to an inferior race.

by Iblisatan January 19, 2007