Quim Bandit

A collector of the quim.

Shirley's quim was soaking wet, and so Nigel decided to don the act of the quim bandit in order to win himself a lumpkin.

A: Go eat some quim you fucking quim.
B: I ain't know muhfucking quim bandit.

by Quim Bandit January 25, 2011

quimboy

someone who doesnt ever want to do anything that involves going out and getting wasted.

Me and the lads are goin out tonight but ross is bein a quimboy

by Neish dawg September 20, 2005

quim

any unknown wet or sticky substance.

gross, Tom has QUIM on his hands.

by tha kidd's Circle February 4, 2010

Quimby

A person who sniffs bicycle seats.

Jimmy is a fagot quimby.

by ANDREW September 1, 2003

quief

A snatch burb or sneeze that is caused by penetration of anything, including a douche, emitting air causing the snatch to expand and yawn and emit an amount of air.

Anne the dwarf, was FUCKING her husband Smurf, she was orgasimic all night long and let out a quief during the orgasims

by Kate April 9, 2004

quimling

A Quimling is a small furry animal, which resembles a bush. It feeds mainly on thick meats, trapping its prey by first dancing, and later squirting a milky fluid, entrapping it deep within its quivering lips.

"Hey Looks at that Bush!"
"NO WAY, THATS A QUIMLING, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT FREEEEEEAKY SHIT!"

by Paul October 7, 2004

quimgravy

When a girl gets so excited from the thought of KFC that she produces her own colonel's gravy

She was so excited about KFC her knickers were full of quimgravy

by The salmonator September 22, 2015