Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.

Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019

bon queefe

adj. a better version of on fleek, the most on point a mofo can get

Damn girl them eyelashes be bon queefe!

by Dogus August 29, 2015

thigh queef

When your sitting down with your legs together and you fart, and the fart goes through your thighs.

I took my son to the mall to see Santa, and i swear that bitch thigh queefed on my kid.

by BlameAfrica.com September 28, 2017

Queef Sniffer

Someone who sniffs queefs for a living and/or for fun

*High School Reunion*
"Hey brad what do you do for a living?"
"I am a queef sniffer"
"Wow how can I be more like you?"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .

Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)

by melissaaa923 August 31, 2015

Spencer Queef

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck

Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?

by keaty pablo February 25, 2020

Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

by JabboDog May 3, 2014