Pitters

When you drink too much coffee, get the jitters, and have to poop. Popping out the jitters.

"Aw man, that Carmel Macchiato gave me the pitters!"

by Tb93 September 5, 2015

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

Minnesota Pottery Club

The act of establishing a group of people and shoving Play-Doh molds into their anus' and pooping out shapes.

"hey is Mike coming to the park today?"
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."

by draw"R"usskateboarder October 3, 2012

Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

'arry potter

Pronunciation of "Harry Potter" said by Hagrid

Hagrid: Yer a wizerd 'arry!
'Arry Potter: WHAT THE FUUUCK

by Pervert Cat May 23, 2014

Harry Potter

The best book and movie series of a lifetime. About a kid who gets a scar when his parents are killed and then he turns 11, goes to school, and gets into a lot of weird and magical shit with his two best friends, the dummy and the know-it-all

Person 1: OMG Harry Potter is the best, have you not read it?
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter

by HarryPotter#1Fan February 5, 2019

Aaron Patterson

Gay Mexican who doesn’t know how to get back over the boarder can’t have friends cause he is a little trans Olivia dater ( Olivia is a dirty )

You are such an Aaron Patterson u idiot

by Aaron the gay mexican May 17, 2019