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Sam Porcello

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024
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Crack Porcelain

Did you crack porcelain today?

I’m going to go crack porcelain, be back in 10!
by Lexileah February 22, 2026
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bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013
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scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?
by MikeG5 August 17, 2016
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Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
by frishy August 30, 2022
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Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet
Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.
by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024
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