Nightmare Poser

A Nightmare Poser is some jackass who goes out to places like Hot Topic an many other stores and sees this cool skelleton on perhaps a T-Shirt or a wristband and goes out and buys it. In this causes a chemical reaction because this person just went out and bought these clothes trying to fit in and be cool without even seeing this masterpiece of a film. This chemical reaction has gotten so big it's turned wearing anything Nightmare Before Christmas into an emo style which emo's now think they own.

Hey look at that, we're not the only Nightmare Before Christmas fans in town!

Oh wait.. She's just wearing that to look like she has any good taste at all..

Stupid Nightmare Poser

by Josh Bond January 22, 2007

poser poser

A person who poses to be a poser just to get attention. Usually has no social group and little to no friends.

Whats his face is such a poser poser! Just stick to a damn group.

by lordethal December 21, 2006

posers

A poser, often, is said to be a person who decides that they need to be more different, realizing that they really arent thay great. This poser then goes to the next show at the skate park and attempts to hardcore dance. They fall and hurt their head on the table.

Poser: Yeah...you indie kids are pretty cool.
Indie kid:.....okay...?
Poser: this band is pretty intense, i have their CDs and shirts at my house. I wrote all their lyrics on my wall.
Indie kid:...well....they're local...not signed...don't have a CD out yet, and instrumental.
Poser: Oh. Damnit.
Indie kid: Oh, posers...i enjoy you so.

The poser then leaves the show.

by Andrei M. June 14, 2007

poose

Vagina. Shortened version of pussy.

Hey, want some poose?

by Amy January 11, 2005

poseur

1.someone who calls other people poseurs
2. someone who changes who they are to impress others
3. someone who changes who they are just because everyone else did

1. omg you're such a poseur!
2. omg like a bought that new studded belt yeah I mean it's all right but I know that Jimmy will love me now that I have it
3. omg Amy got those pants with chains I think I'll get ones like them I mean everyones wearing them now!

by Devin January 15, 2004

poseur

someone who cares more about the fashion of that music and talks shit towards bands and genres they dislike and is killing the beliefs of many true anarchists

poseur: wow thoose boots look tarif but mine are bigger so you are a poseur
posuer 2: well my belt has more studs than yours
posuer: no everyone has that belt

by Jimmi Waxx C. November 13, 2004

poser

somebody from pelham, new hampshire who thinks their ghetto.

Dom Dumas is a poser.

by xxeatmeeeee January 11, 2009