New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

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Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

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To be superfantastically excited for an upcoming event called Prom. You have been waiting impatiently for the event and now that Prom night is not far away, you've been experiencing strong, impatient feelings about how long it is taking for Prom to get here. Some people encounter side effects like irritability, craziness, and an intense eagerness.

Oh my goodness, I can't wait for Prom!! I NEED to get my nail's done soon. I think I have promitis.

by Clarkster April 15, 2010

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promite

An even asshole-y version of marmite.

Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?

by Johena August 5, 2014

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