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Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.
Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.
by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011
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profucktive

when you are so busy working and being productive but manage to squeeze in a really hot fuck session
her: oh wow, i had a stack of papers to enter and spreadsheets to update but i took a longer break and we had the hottest sex ever!
coworker: no wonder you're so happy at work! you're profucktive to the nth!
by wingedunicorn January 28, 2013
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Profucktivity

{pro•fuck•tiv•i•ty
noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.

2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.

3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.

Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,
profuck profuctive perfuckt perfucktion confuck confuction profucktivity
by Mahogany S. Richman March 12, 2013
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productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.
Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.
by CrinosRome October 21, 2013
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Profucktive

''Oh no im behind on my nutrition project and Time plans!!''
''Better go get Profucktive m8''
by ImmortalRocker April 1, 2015
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productivelazy

Doing something productive (working, studying etc.) in a very slow pace, from a very comfortable place, preferably in bed, whilst wearing your comfortable clothing. To any observer it seems lazy, but there is actual productivity going on.
"I've spend my entire day productivelazy!"
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ProductiveShapeLife

A website focused on providing valuable productivity tips, tricks, and tools to the community.
You can learn everything that you need to know about apps like IFTTT, Slack, and Evernote on ProductiveShapeLife.com
by ProductiveShapeLife April 22, 2017
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