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Active Procrastination

The act of Procrastinating in an active manor having to do with what you're procrastinating. Such as making lists of what you should do first and planning out how you will do it instead of actually doing a given task.
Emma does active procrastination with her homework by making lists of what she should do first and then talking about doing it.
by Mb89 October 1, 2010
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counterproductive procrastinator

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.
guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."
by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010
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Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.
Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"
by woundtight September 25, 2011
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Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.
Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017
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Masturbation Proclamation

Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.
"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"
by Christmas cruises October 5, 2017
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The Process

Discipline, Compete, Effort, Physical. The process is more than just the motto of the best high school football team of all time, it is a way of life.
I follow the process all day, every day, 100% of the time.
by ProcessPlayerOfTheWeek September 5, 2021
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Engineering Design Process

1. Identify problem
2. Research that shit
3. Develop possible solutions; no retarded ideas
4. Select a non-shit solution

5. Build that shit
6. Test and evaluate that shit
7. Improve that shit
8. Repeat if needed
Tom: "hey, I need help with this tech-ed assignment"
Jeremy: "just use the Engineering Design Process, you fucking melon"
by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018
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