pre-karma

It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.

So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!

by Jordicolas April 17, 2019

Pre boyfriend

A pre boyfriend is the boy you’re basically dating but it’s not official yet. A person can have as many of these as they want since nothing is official.

My pre boyfriend and I went to dinner and later on I hung out with my other pre boyfriend.

by shemil May 19, 2018

pre-banana'ing

Smothering yourself in jam for ... reasons.

My father-in-law told me one day how he loved to watch me as I was pre-banana'ing in the living room

by erthwrmSally_ April 4, 2020

Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012

Pre-Tired

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.

I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.

by JC_Cali November 16, 2018

Pre-Yiffer

Yiff referring to anthropomorphic pornography, often watched and made by furries.

To be a pre-yiffer it would mean to watch yiff and not be a furry.

Micheal is such a pre-yiffer, he should just be a furry.

by A Stupid Furry December 15, 2021

Pre adolescents

Pre adolescents is two years before adolescents 10 So 8-9 is a pre Adolescents. People ages 8-9 is called a pre adolescents or big kid. Post adolescents are ages 20. 10-19 are adolescentz

My child is 9 about to be 10 so she is a pre adolescents.

by 459395 January 23, 2022