Pretendependent

A young adult of legal age pretending to be independent while still living at home, driving mom and dad's car, etc...Pretending to be independent...Pretendependant!

Joanna bragged about her new shoes, which she could only afford because as a pretendependent, she has discretionary money to spend.

by ultraskinpro May 24, 2012

pretendcest

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014

presentationphophobia

The fear of making a presentation on phobias

Stephen had presentationphophobia during 6th hour

by Stephano Smithezo December 12, 2014

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016

present giver

someone who gives presents

you are a bad present giver.

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017

Pretendong

Substituting a large penis in place of your own and sending it as a dick pic to a random girl on the internet, or worse, photoshopping your own to make it look bigger and thicker.

I've just been sent a dick pic from my boyfriend, but I've seen it in real life, so this is a pretendong.

by Deetey October 1, 2017