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Pretendependent

A young adult of legal age pretending to be independent while still living at home, driving mom and dad's car, etc...Pretending to be independent...Pretendependant!
Joanna bragged about her new shoes, which she could only afford because as a pretendependent, she has discretionary money to spend.
by ultraskinpro May 24, 2012
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pretendcest

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.
by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013
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pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
by rcalley July 8, 2014
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presentationphophobia

Stephen had presentationphophobia during 6th hour
by Stephano Smithezo December 12, 2014
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pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
by QHarley March 7, 2016
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present giver

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017
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Pretendong

Substituting a large penis in place of your own and sending it as a dick pic to a random girl on the internet, or worse, photoshopping your own to make it look bigger and thicker.
I've just been sent a dick pic from my boyfriend, but I've seen it in real life, so this is a pretendong.
by Deetey October 1, 2017
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