Power ugly

one who is so ugly, it seems to be a super power
their ugly itself has a super power

guy 1: hey man, on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate her.

guy 2: dayum shes power ugly

by ItzADunndeal September 30, 2011

Power Muff

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).

Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.

by Bebebox January 8, 2012

Power Glove

Old Nintendo accessory for the NES.
Worst. Product. Ever.

"Now you're playing with POWER!"

Person 1: Dude I just got the Power Glove for my NES!
Person 2: Fuck off man...

by nutbluff August 17, 2014

power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

Power Check

A light open handed strike to the genitals . The reaction of the slappie is directly proportional to their current power level.

Hikaru:"I thought David was going to crash for the night but I power checked him and he was wide awake."

by TheDarkD January 12, 2015

Power Simp

some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes

"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"

"What a Power Simp"

by icantmakename September 11, 2020

mobile power hour

Based on a power hour, this form is embellished with the challenge of finding a new and exotic location for each shot. The first known mobile power hour occurred at the University of Tulsa in 2008.

"What did you do this weekend?"
"A mobile power hour around campus."
"You are legendary!"
"Shit happens when you're mobile."

by Alpha team May 6, 2008