porn muffin

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.

Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.

by Shlop November 18, 2014

porn pants

Pants that appear to be poured on, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.

He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

bro porn

When two or more males satisfy their carnal desires together.

"Yo bro I got some SICK porn for us to jerk it to later"
"Oh hell yeah! Bro porn!"

by caboosesusty April 24, 2017

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

Fortnite porn

The favoured category of 11 year old incels when they log on to pornhub.

Kyle: Want to join me watching Fortnite Porn later?
Dave: No thanks, I don't want to die a virgin.

by Demi-Chief M December 13, 2018

porn break

The five minutes you take every hour or so when working on the computer to watch porn videos or pics.

Boy, I've been writing this report for almost an hour.... I need my porn break.

by pishimisak February 7, 2010

porn adventure

When you search for ages for that one perfect bit of porn saving various videos and pictures along the way, untill your satisfied. This inevitably leads to hours spend trawling through various sites on the internet.

"Don't disturb me, i'm going on a porn adventure!"

by G-Fest March 11, 2008