Poptart

To tan only the front side of your body for pictures

Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?

by Kate waters May 2, 2020

poptart

my religion

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

poptartfart

A name for a really cool dude who seems kinda gay but probably isn't

Oh what's up poptartfart?

by FaZe_Gay October 25, 2020

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020

Poptard

Noun: A member of a group of middle aged men on a ski trip.
Verb: Poptarding
Adjective: Poptarded

He, look at that van full of poptards trying to go through a Wendy's drive through!

by McPoptard February 11, 2021

Poptart

New York drugs.

“Yo homeboy get me some poptarts.”

by BAnd20 April 10, 2021

Poptard

Insult against people who are poptarts and are retarded.

Person 1: hey, I’m a poptart and retarded

Person 2: shut the fuck up poptard

by TheRookieBased April 14, 2021