Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

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Get the Taco Policemug.

library police

librarian and/or library aid(s) that follow you to your classes when you owe a 5 cent late fee

Dan: Hey, do you have 5 cents? i need to get the library police off my butt

by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008

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Get the library policemug.

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.

Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."

by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011

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